Frost Joke:
"why did the chicken cross the road?" (followed by any of the following)
- To get to the OTHER side
- because it was on the wrong side
- because the light was green
- because he just wanted to go
- because it was time
(or customize it to your liking)
"So a guy walks into a bar...."
"Did u hear the one about..."
Poring, Poporings, and other pets that loot:
"Master, please don't use @autoloot, i wanna get some items too..."
Munak:
"How do you like my portrait?"
Nine Tails:
"I've gone vegetarian, no more meat for me thank you..."
"mmm Tofu..."
Siroma:
"*pant* *pant* it's hot here..." (when in morocc or hot areas)
"mmm Chilly, I like it here" (when in lutie or cold areas)