Dream MVP's

[The Legendary Joe]

Doesn't necessarily have to be anything serious, but if you were to make an MVP, what kinda crazy shennanigans would you make your monster with? Skills don't have to be legit, and not worrying about coding or anything, just a for fun "What if" thread.

For me, I'd be imagining a super ninja-eske MVP, relying on escape techniques and stealth. It wouldn't do any High damage attacking unless it is hidden, and if revealed, it'd desperately try to run away, slowing you down with traps (Ankle snare, and AoE's like Water escape technique or Crimson Fire Formation or venom dust, while abusing things like throw shuriken to pelt you with if it can't escape.

If ranged attacked, it'd spam a large number of Wall of Fogs in an attempt to simulate a smoke bomb or something and attempt to shadow jump or snap away. It'd probably keep Illusionary Shadow or Ciceda skin shedding up or use ghost armor to prevent AD/Asura from being effective.

When hidden or cloaked, He'd be aggresive with high damage skills like Shadow Slash, Backstab and Sonic Blow, and maybe some skills that causes poison/chaos/blind that'd bring him into view again.