If you want the system changed, you should get what you pay for. Which is, so far, nothing. Who would stop the owner of a castle from requesting it closed?
Kroggles ensures the living stay living, and the dead stay dead.
Clobberella beats you up.
Teela Brown has a birdie!
Flosshilde communes with the very souls of the damned.
Walsung is actually pretty cool. For a guy made of metal.