Resident Evil 3D

[TerryStorm]

Resident Evil: Afterlife

Personally I like horror movies even more so zombie based movies. The Story line in of itself is ok, but the actions and how everything leads up to the ending seemed to have come from an amateur role player from Gaia Online. The Beginning of the movie is placed above one of umbrellas hideouts where the camera is stationed on one sniper sniping zombies for fun along with his buddy for male bonding (Nothing like killing zombies to make people closer) then the sniper hears his buddy screaming. The Sniper looks up to the sky and seemingly gets killed as the screen goes black which is assumed to be by The Batman (Christian Bale must have been pissed he didn?t get the part of Chris Redfield) .

Then we get to see Albert Wesker wearing all black with a black rain coat (Hmm this reminds me slightly of the Matrix). The umbrella hide out gets attacked by Alice after she falls down from a ventilation shaft and kills a squad of soldiers with duel katana after running up and across walls like there was no gravity and as another fact of this feat she jumps up then flips up upside down cuts some guys heads off and waits a few minutes in mid-air it seems then flips back up and lands (I had enough time to drink a cup of coffee while this happened, and I had to wonder if Keanu Reeves wasn?t calling his agent wanting to sue for movie in fragment) After she kills the squad of soldiers Alice turns around to see another line of soldiers ready to shoot her, But Alice then does an ungodly force push with her eyes that kills that squad of troopers and the concrete garage is destroyed as well (Hey the Matrix and Star Wars all in one movie)

Moving on now Wesker is running away in his helicopter and he injects Alice with a cure to her virus which makes her human again, And Wesker revels that he now has the virus in him now (How did she know where the Helicopter was going to be?) So now Alice doesn?t have the super powers like speed, strength, recovery, force push and says ?Thank you for making me human again? Before the helicopter explodes on a mountain side. Alice walks away unharmed from the crash and Wesker is nowhere to be seen as the screen fades to black time skipping three months into the future. Alice is now seen piloting a working plane and fly?s to Alaska (Weren?t they having a hard time just trying to get fuel in the last movie?)

I can continue with this rant, but I deem it unworthy of any more time unless I get bored in the near future.