"polly wants a cracker" (makes parrot deal a huge damage, consumes a cookie/biscuit *if such item exists*)
I think that one just made my day. If I remember correctly, the pirate class was able to hire a parrot, similar to the hunter's falcon, which (the parrot, not the falcon, of course) had a skill to steal zeny from monsters.
And additionally the pirate was proposed to be able to wield a sword and a pistol at the same time and had some insane damage dealing skills.
What I thought of as a nice idea, that his/her quest skill was an improved ATK while standing in water.
