2 year relationship breakup FAQ

[SwiftStrike]

Alright this is for teh homies on the board.

I. The Laws

-Never trust women.
-Never spoil them
-Never get too close emotionally
-Expect them to backstab you with 3 way calling with their new boyfriend on mute (lol happened last night >_>, but heh if your not dumb do what I did, talk to them about how they said shit about their present boyfriend and how she still wanted to be with me,funny thing was all she could do was acknowledge she said it, otherwise I'd call her a lier in a "2 person call", since it was only "2 people talking", shoulda seen her hang up so fast...after I layed down about 3 occasions.)
-Dont talk to them after you break up.
-Dont expect ANYTHING for being prince charming (no im not talking about that)
-Dont show emotions
-Move on...something hard to do

So what have you guys learned from a past relationship?Jman im expecting you to back me up, we been through the same...