Where should Pandora sit

[The Legendary Joe]

On top of a throne of Skulls of all the people GM-Rahice and former GM's Ayu and Mystra have ever nuked, the Eye sockets will be filled with random Gems needed in the Zodiac Wing Quest, and the skulls gilded in gold (or bronze if gold's too tacky). Sir Merlot and Lady Thea will be on either side of this throne, along with the Patron god of the Darklings, Erebos, and Matron Goddess of the Lightlings, Hestia, floating above shooting lasers Arrows, spears, shields, Acid demos and all of the random magicks at each other.

Just beneath these warring Divinities, the throne will have all of the MVP cards of the People who quit or were banned from the server over the years, forever out of the reach of the current playerbase.

The base of the throne will be set on a great meadow full of cute things (novices, Porings, lunatics etc.) that can be added to at her whim. However an Angeling will be on the side of Lady Thea, and Deviling will be on the side of Sir Merlot.

There will be a fanfare of pandarings using that skill that does that AoE Confusion. On the outskirts of this Panda-Land, We'd have the ToH Waiting Room, Concession stands for the Pandora Memorabilia. The theme of the whole thing would be a chaotic balance.