I (seriously) make money chasing people down with a wide assortment of weapons (my favorite is a rusty ax I found in a decrepid (sp?) shed and then spent an entire day at with an angle grinder to make it more evil looking... but machetes are nice too) for the sole purpose of making them shit their pants out of fright.
But you people. You people scare me. Maybe it's too much sugar and caffeine. Maybe you try too hard. But omg the overzealousness of your welcomes frightens me. D:
