Granted. Your spiders spin you twisted tales of eldritch horrors the like of which no mortal could ever truely be able to conceive. Sadly, they don't seem to be able to talk about much else outside of their food.
I wish all the stir crazy animals in the springtime were smart enough to stay out of the road whilst people drive by. It's kinda maddening what some of the people do with the roadkill up here <_>;; this one deer on the highway pretty much got bisected, and some asshole decided to get a plastic lawn chair and set the top half of the deer in it like it's just sitting there watching the cars go by.
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(This post was last modified: 03-17-2015, 08:16 PM by The Legendary Joe.)
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