Granted. You become a beautiful, tiny-legged, fat pug. Your nose is perfectly smashed into your face, and you take 100 steps to walk to the end of the walkway. Off in the distance, you see a wonderfully crunchy dog snack. Your eyes widen to twice their size, becoming too enormous even for a pug. You run as fast as you can to reach the snack, but as you finally reach within feet of it, you lose all strength and collapse on the floor. When you awaken, you cannot see the dog snack, and begin your long journey home. As you pass what feels like 100 feet from your starting zone, you pass out again due to exhaustion. Finally, you awaken, and decide that that was enough playing in the back yard for one day.
